A Do Nothing Day

Today is the day I will do absolutely nothing, I actually mean it.  I woke up at 9:30 but didn’t get out of bed till 2… not even to go pee, the aircon and the fact that I didn’t have to wear any clothes made it hard to leave bed.  When it was time to get out of bed I went and had “breakfast” at a café, eggs benny with tofu, lots of mushrooms, and hollandaise sauce all on Turkish bread… so good.  I went and got food at Coles after my first meal of the day and also to get some American dollars… my time in Australia is coming to an end soon. 

I messaged Jan, the pole dancer, to see if he was interested in giving me another one… of course he was!  We met up at the public pool… gross… and hung out with his other dive buddy from Germany who was super cute, he kind of looked like Taylor Laughtner.  We were so close to port that we watched the dive boat with everyone on it come in.

The moment it started raining Jan’s friend took off, he doesn’t like the rain very much, must be a wolf thing.  So for the rest of the day Jan and I just hung out, walking, talking and sharing strawberry sorbet that was absolutely divine!  A few of his buddies were meeting up at Gilligan’s for a few drinks and of course I was invited to go cause I am so much fun to be with.

Back at the hostel I chilled out and got ready but mostly chilled out. 

At Gilligan’s I met up with Taylor Laughtner again, another friend and of course Phillip!  We drank beer. Watched the soccer game and listened to live music all while trying to talk over one another.  We all decided it was my job that night to be a wingman to each of the boys, I was very excited for my new job!  We got on the dance floor and started tearing it up, Jan and I had a competition to see who could get lower… no one can get lower than me.  There were so many girls on the dance floor but I didn’t know how to help the guys at all… Taylor Laughtner was way to drunk to even care and was stumbling around the floor, girls started taking advantage of him I think.  By the time my job had just started it was 12:00 and I was way to tired to continue, plus I had a tour at 7:45 in the morning.  I bid the boys a goodbye and left them to their own devises, they looked so funny dancing on the floor together when I left.

I got back to my room and literally collapsed on the bed and fell fast asleep!